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How to become a pimp or pimpette:
It is real easy: All you have to do is tell your girlfriend or wife that you have no problem with her fucking others. At first she will pretend she is angry, but that’s all fake. She is testing you, because she can’t believe that she hears what she always wanted to hear. She has been fucking guys anyway already, without you knowing it. She is with you only for your friendship or the kids and she does not want to be alone. She is not with you for your dick. While you have sex with her she is fantasizing about other men fucking her. Now you know why she wants the light out. After you tell her that you don’t mind her fucking others, a process of testing will start. She thinks you found out about her cheating on you and she thinks you want to see how she responds. She thinks your lying and testing her. Off course she thinks this, she probably knows men only as possessive and jealous creatures. It is going to take a while before you can convince her your serious. She is not used to this freedom. The next step is telling her that it excites you if she fucks other men. Now you will see it happen shortly. She will start telling you she is fucking other men. Chances are she is going to make up stories, saying she met a guy in the mall and fucked him. She is still testing you. She waits for your response. She figures that if you get angry, she will say that she just lied because she wanted to please you. But now after she said it, you should act all excited and go have sex with her. You will feel the difference. She is excited and more playful. Now she thinks you’re a real stud. She sees you as a secure man and not scared to share her with others. She will feel that you’re confident in yourself and she will love it. She is not going to leave you. Your relationship will get much better. Why would she leave you? To go to a man that is jealous and does not want her to cheat. You need to become her best friend, love her, and take care of her. Before you know it she is going to tell you these magic words: “ Why should I fuck guys for free, if I can get money?” You say: ”you’re right, I did not even think about that.” When she starts working for money, you don’t even have to ask for money, she will put it on the table, she wants you to have it all. Don’t be scared losing your girl or wife to another man or client. When you are good to her that won’t happen.
When I discovered this magic formula it was not because I planned it or wanted my first wife, Neeltje Bangert (an Ashley Judd look alike) to become a whore and me being the pimp. This is what happened: She had left me because she had heard that I was cheating, which was true. After a week she wanted to come back to me. I told her: ”Look, I know you have been cheating too.”( Which was true.) ”I want an open relationship, take it or leave it”. She said: “Ok, I will come back to you.” Then after a few weeks of open an relationship, she said: “I think I am going to work in a brothel.” I could not believe what I just heard. I just said: ”Ok, fine, why not?” She started working in several brothels, legal in Holland, among them the famous, exclusive “Sauna Diana” (you can call and ask Maike about Neeltje). The best thing was that she worked internally 6 days a week. Then she told me I was not allowed to cheat anymore, because she was giving me part of the money. I did not need the money because I had 5 clothing stores at that time. (later 9 ). I was just happy that she was gone 6 days a week and I had the baby and my freedom. I felt she could not change our open relationship agreement since our agreement had been very clear that I was going to do whatever and whenever.
I did not want to lose my kid, so I told her ok. Of course I did not wanted to change and agreement was agreement. After years of her being a whore she became famous in Holland and Belgium as the most willing, prostitute ever. She did everything you could imagine and without a condom, and liked it a lot too. Then one day, she discovered that I fucked around too. She got real angry and kidnapped my son of 4 to Belgium, with her client/boyfriend, Paul Broodhaers, and all this after I raised him alone for 4 and 3/4 years. It sure was not worth being her pimp.
It does not matter if your wife/girlfriend is older or ugly. You should see the girls in the business, most are the ugliest bitches you’ve ever seen. Low mileage; that’s what is most important. So if your girl is new and fresh she is going to make money. This technique works for both pimps and pimpettes. Don’t be afraid that your lesbo girlfriend is going to prefer men over you. I had full fletched lesbo’s working for my escort service, they would be playful with men but after work still be lesbo. There is absolutely no need in bitch slapping your girl. That’s all stories made up by women’s rights activists groups. Once you treat her bad, you take the risk that she is going to leave you. A good pimp does not have to use force or threats. I do not know how some guys get more than one girl working for them, so I can not advise. Let her decide were she wants to work. It also depends in what country you are and whether it is legal. The street is not for beginners. The street is the last station not the first. Street workers are girls that can’t get jobs anywhere else. Street workers are usually girls that have been around too long. There is very little money on the street, the prices are very low. Do not get involved too much in her business. Never, never ask what she is doing with clients. Why would you wanna know? You do not want to know!!! Do not tell her what to do or not to do. They know instinctively. If your girl works for an escort service then let her go alone. Let her drive alone. There is no need to go with her for protection. The chance of her getting beat up or not paid is almost non existent. That only happens if you tell her she should hurry the client or not be playful or if you tell her to hustle or cheat. And if the client gets violent, just for argument sake; what can you do? Are you going to fight the guy and get shot? That’s why it is best to tell your girl to never cheat and steal. Don’t tell your girl to give her phone number to the client. When the escort service finds out, and they will sooner or later, your bitch will get fired. Before you know it, she is fired from several places and she can only work on the street or you have to move from city to city. For many reasons my escort service did not hire escorts with pimps or girls in motels.
If you have a wife or girlfriend that argues with you and fights for hours because you left your toothbrush on the sink instead of in the glass, then you know what to do. When she fights it really means she needs new dick. She argues because she does not want to leave you. If she really wanted to leave, she would not argue but just leave. Chances are she loves you and wants you as her friend, just let her get what she really wants but has been afraid to tell you. Get an open relationship and see what happens. Some girls, however, would never fuck with strangers for money. Your wife/girlfriend might be fucking your own brothers, the neighbors, your friends, yours and her co workers, but would deny it. This is the kind of woman you should dump especially if she won’t allow you to cheat.
But if you really have a wife/girlfriend that is absolutely faithful then I would advise you to not pimp her out. Having that-one in a thousand-hard to find real faithful woman is more worth then being a pimp. Others should maybe reconsider their desire to become pimp. Sometimes it is not worth it. Your going to be hated by everyone and lose all your friends. Pimps are more hated than drug dealers or criminals. Men are going to be jealous because they think you have lots of money. Your only friends are going to be other pimps or other adult business people.
By Arthur Vanmoor.
This is Arthur Vanmoor in Amsterdam working at one of his prototypes:
A stepless transmission. Picture taken Feb 2010 at age 50.
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